Definitely number 8. HAHAHA.
1. You are often moved to tears by things that should absolutely not move people to tears.
There’s nothing quite as humbling as the experience of stumbling across a particularly poignant fabric softener commercial, featuring some small children and maybe a teddy bear or two, and being moved to heaving sobs. It’s almost an out-of-body experience, where you can feel the tears burning the corners of your eyes and you’re either a) alone, in which case you let that shit flow with abandon or b) around actual humans, in which case you tense up all of your face muscles so as not to let those shameful face droplets fall. There are entire genres of video you can no longer watch, such as ‘moving audition backstory on talent competition shows,’ or songs that you know will cause you to curl into the fetal position with its first opening chords. Basically you…
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